you tell them dirk!
you tell them dirk!
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
… AND THAT IS THE WAY I MAKE FIRE! Simple and messy “how to gry”.
I will add quick smoke tutorial / step by step too Just wait. \o/
EDIT: Sorry for small images >8C I am not good with tumblr image sizes and I have never understood them. But by copying the image URL you can see bigger sized images!
art resources, fire
Awesome! thanks grypwolf
Some one put jontron in time out and tell him he’s not getting chocolate milk before nap time anymore until he learns to behave
You know, blaming videogames for being sexist because of that video is not always ok. When videogames depict a specific, well-known sexist epoch, the videogame IS NOT sexist. The epoch is, the videogame just shows you how things were back in the day. Yes, they still are like that, to some degree. Yes, that is wrong. Yes, objectifying women is wrong, we can agree. Are games wrong? No, sorry, they aren’t.
troll headcanon time
- alternia is a planet that’s on the smaller side with high oxygen and subtly low gravity. it’s nearly the same as earth, but these two factors enable the insects and animals to grow to large sizes. fully grown trolls are rarely under 5 feet tall and generally cap out at…
I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.
What’s the difference, Remi?
After all, both powers can "bring people together."
Girls can enjoy whatever they want. Why should they need to say “I LIKE THIS AND I AM A GIRL”.
In the same fashion, it would suck to see a man saying “IM A MAN AND I LIKE SPORTS”
Yes, people on internet, and even more, in tumblr is obviously 420% serious at all times.
Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends